Pros and cons to being single

Pros:
– I can go to sleep and wake up whenever I want
– I can wake up to the Circle of Life and go watch the sunrise
– I can eat garlic whenever I want
– I get to keep all my positive energy for myself
– My clothes are the only clothes in my room
– No problems other than my own
– No more being sad about my relationship going poorly
– I can sleep on whichever side of the bed I want
– Always my music all the time

Cons:
– Lonely