01 October, 2006

I have a new next-door neighbour

The room next to mine was empty until a couple days ago. And now I hate that quiet hours do not start until 11:00. I guess if this keeps up I will knock on her door and tell her that I am usually in bed around 10:00 and it would be cool if she did not have parties in her room at that point. I think they are having sex in there right now.

4 comments:

Matthew A LaChance said...

I really do not want to be listening to what I am listening to.

Matthew A LaChance said...

It kind of sounds like thumpthumpthump with non-rhythmic and numerous squeals. The guy will occasionally grunt, but he is mostly quiet. I respect that. A question to those people who have had sex: Is noise really involuntary, or is that just something you do to pretend you are enjoying it.

I think a guy enjoys sex pretty much all the time, but I can see a girl not enjoying it but pretending a lot. I don't really see why moaning would at all enhance the experience for either party involved. Does it?

Tomorrow, I am going to go to the drug store and purchase some ear-plugs.

Matthew A LaChance said...

The sex noises stopped, but now there seems to be a party where there are at least 4 high-pitched girls who did not ever learn that it is a huge turn-on for guys when a girl is not very loud. I don't know if it is actually a turn-on, but why is it that girls are generally so loud and squeally? My main criteria for figuring out whether or not I like a girl is, "can she keep her voice down at appropriate times, or is she just loud all the time." Typically, this is a fairly accurate assessment. Quiet hours start in 45 minutes!

Matthew A LaChance said...

aaaaaand quiet. I am completely going to bed now. Good night. Thank you for reading about tonight's adventures. Good night.